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Looking for a female to chat and possibly hang out with.

Decent looking but on the heavy side. I am pretty funny. Pretty crude though, so if you get offended easy you might not like me much.I have a couple kids that live with me and, I'm just pretty lonely and need a friend.

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Appearance

EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageAmerican
BuildHeavyset
Height5' 9" (175 cm)
Eye ColorBlue
Hair ColorBrown
Hair LengthShoulder length
Facial HairBeard
Best featureSmile
My attractiveness:Average

Situation

Relationship StatusSingle
Has childrenTwo
Wants kidsNot sure
Housing SituationIt gets a bit crazy sometimes
Living ArrangementsWith kid(s)
Wants to RelocateNo
Have PetsDog
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

EducationHigh school Diploma - GED or equivalent
SpecialtyOther
Employment StatusFull-time
Annual income$25,000 - $50,000
Job TitleProblem Solver

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesDocumentaries, Movies, Sports
Favorite TV showsWalking Dead,Game of Thrones, Simpsons
Favorite movies typesAction, Comedy, Horror, Thriller, Adult
Favorite moviesPrincess Bride, Anything Quentin Tarantino
Music typesRock
Favorite artistsTom Petty
Reading selectionSports
Favorite booksCalvin and Hobbes?
Idea of funGoing fishing, going to the park, making out like I'm in high school again.
HobbiesMovies, Games, Family, Gardening, Fishing, Playing cards

Personality

SmokerSmoke regularly (5-10 a day)
DrinkingDon't drink
Social behaviorFunny
Friends describe asCool
In High School I was a(n)Outcast
Sense of humorRaunchy
My great timeStaying at home, The movies, Relaxing, Going to a casino, Going to a concert
Always wanted to tryJumping out of an airplane. A parachute would be nice too I guess.

Views

Political viewsI don't like politics
ReligionNone
Attend religious servicesOnce a year
Goal in lifeto leave a memorable impression with everyone who knew me. Just want to create sweet memories for when I am no longer here,

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Empathy, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Wit, Thoughtfullness
Look for in a partnerI look for someone funny and attractive. They need to be kind hearted and supportive. I have lived a rough life so they would have to be understanding.
On the first dateTake a walk at the park and get to know each other. I tend to let the woman lead the way so they are in their own comfort zone.